Marriage to Sauron

My roommate, Kitchen, seeks to marry the Dark Lord Sauron.

Remember her?

Remember her?

Guess you could say he’s had his eye on her.

Apparently it will be Princess Bride themed. I’ve already begun planning the ceremony.

Read this in his voice.

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wat bwings us togevah today. Mawwiage, dat bwessed awwangement. That dweam wivin a dweam.

…Have you tha wing?

One wing to wule dem all, one wing to find dem.

One wing to bwing dem all and in tha dawkness, bind dem.

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